After I stopped being angry last night, I went back and finished beating the boss in DNF. I’d call this a bonus video but I don’t think you can legally call anything associated with Duke Nukem Forever a bonus.
Hey, this video has a legit trigger warning for abuse and rape, so don’t watch it if this will set you off. That said, don’t spend your money on Duke Nukem Forever out of morbid curiosity like I did and instead donate to a worthy charity. Here are some ideas:
Sam starts a mostly blind run of Duke Nukem Forever. He is joined by Eric and Mallory. They’re all miserable. Topics of interest include: Problems right off the bat, a little softshoe, glaucoma, dumbell, hot pocket, Lenny, and that sweet boy and his bongos. That’s it for this week, thank God. Now remember, kids: In Hell on Mars, you continually fall. Thanks. Thanks for this.