Eric: Just read Mary Worth. JIM’S FACE
Eric: Is he going to bite Dawn?
Sam: More than likely.
Eric: LOOK OUT
Sam: Maybe Jim didn’t want to DATE his dead sister… he wanted… to eat her.
Sam: BUM BUM BUM
Eric: Oh nooooo
Eric: All but her left arm
Sam: Isn’t there some fucked-up anime where this guy eats stuff and then his arms turn into guns or something?
Sam: Maybe that’s what Jim’s going for.
Sam: If I’m imagining this anime, I will be the one to make it.
Sam: It was my idea. Samuel K 2012 Original Character Do Not Steal
Eric: Doesn’t sound familiar. But I’d watch it
Sam: You could get in on the ground floor right now, Eric.
Sam: I’ll be the next big name in anime.
Sam: Step aside, Studio Ghibli.
Sam: There’s a new Sheriff in town.
Sam: I just need some startup money, Rick.
Eric: How To Draw Guys That Eat Things and Grow Gun Arms
Sam: Oh shit, I can just dispense with the plot and just do Katy Coope style instruction books.
Eric: How To Draw Sonic As A Human
Sam: Eric, we’re going to make a million dollars with this.