1. I’m a special boy and I have special moves too. We’re all 90s kids, deep down in our hearts. 

    SAM: http://www.samu3lk.com
    ERIC: http://www.twitter.com/ThePilgrums
    MAL: http://www.mhodgkin.com
    BEN: http://dikdiksupremacy.tumblr.com

     
     
  2. stablercake:

    stablercake:

    IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN POKEYLOPES! Time to VOTE for your three favorite painting for Art vs. Art! I do strongly encourage you to vote for my tiger mess, painting number 66! You do need a valid email address to vote!

    Click here to vote!

    If you don’t know what I’m talking about because you haven’t voted for my dumb paintings in past years, here’s a little description of the event:

    STEP 1: PAINT DAY

    Two weeks ago, competing artists had only four hours to paint using identical provided materials:

    • an 18x24 canvas panel
    • a pack of five brushes
    • acrylic paints in red, yellow, blue, black and white

    STEP 2: VOTE (THIS IS US RIGHT NOW WOA)

    Completed paintings are photographed and posted online where site visitors can vote for their three favorites.

    New in 2014, all paintings will also be on display at the Garfield Park Arts Center during the month of September. Patrons will be able to vote for their 3 favorites in person. (In case you’re in the Hoosier state, you can vote this way)

    STEP 3: SAVE (OR MURDER) THE ART

    The 32 paintings with the most votes are displayed at the Main Event, held on Friday, September 26, 2014 at the Vogue Theatre in Broad Ripple.

    At the show, the audience members can preview the work and fill out a ballot for their three favorites. The top 16 vote-getters then battle it out on stage, where two randomly selected finalists square off head-to-head. The winning painting advances to the next round. The losing painting faces the threat of destruction as determined by a spin of the ominous Wheel of Death.

    Audience members can save paintings from impending doom by buying them. Artists keep 70% of the sales of their paintings.

    Paintings that don’t make it to the Top 32 are sold at the event for $50. An auctioneer from Christy’s start the bids at a minimum amount depending on the round:

    • Round 1: $200
    • Round 2: $300
    • Round 3: $400
    • Round 4: $500

    Anxiety builds as the wheel spins because if the spin lands on Instant Death, the painting is not auctioned and faces immediate destruction.

    The artist of the last painting standing is crowned the Art vs. Art 2014 champion and will receive the traveling title belt (it’s totally a bedazzled wrestling belt), full bragging rights, a serenade, and an oversized check for the Grand Prize ($4000) (and yes you keep the oversized check).

    I’ve been in this competition like 7 years running or something and never won, is this my year???? WE WILL SOON SEE

    So VOTE and come down to the Vogue and cheer me on if you can make it on the 26th!

    Vote you grubby cretins

    Mallory did a paint and you should vote on it so it doesn’t get cut up with a chainsaw or put on a toilet or something thanks bye

    Tagged #art
     
  3. A bunch of confusing references to old Flash cartoons and some sound advice from Red Knott leads us on the trail of the solution to this spooky mystery. IM TIRED LETS GO TO BED.

    SAM: http://www.samu3lk.com
    MAL: http://www.mhodgkin.com
    BEN: http://dikdiksupremacy.tumblr.com

     
     
  4. The onslaught continues and it’s not funny anymore. Rouge the Bat continues to make us all sick and we hate the game and we want to go home.

    SAM: http://www.samu3lk.com
    ERIC: http://www.twitter.com/ThePilgrums
    BEN: http://dikdiksupremacy.tumblr.com

     
     
  5. The worst level of the game happens a banshee invades the room. Rouge the Bat is the worst thing to happen to this LP. 

    SAM: http://www.samu3lk.com
    ERIC: http://www.twitter.com/ThePilgrums
    BEN: http://dikdiksupremacy.tumblr.com

     
     
  6. I was looking for something else and instead I found this picture of Eric when he was little.

     
  7. We joke about Ben dying all the time, but this time it finally comes true. God rest your sweet soul and angels sing you to your rest, valiant champion. Also the audio gets goofed up at the end of this one and I tried to fix it and I’m sorry.

    SAM: http://www.samu3lk.com
    ERIC: http://www.twitter.com/ThePilgrums
    BEN: http://dikdiksupremacy.tumblr.com
    MAL: http://www.mhodgkin.com

     
     
  8. Samuel and Eric and Mallory and Ben are all still playing Sonic and talking about more than just echidna dicks this time. They also talk about golems and ghosts and stuff. 

    SAM: http://www.samu3lk.com
    ERIC: http://www.twitter.com/ThePilgrums
    BEN: http://dikdiksupremacy.tumblr.com
    MAL: http://www.mhodgkin.com

     
     
  9. stablercake:

    LEt’s Play Crash Bumpersnoot 3!!!!! I sit down to play a let’s play with my friends! Here’s the first in a series of Crash Bandicoot Warped! honk honk

    A new Let’s Play series that Mallory is doing because we’re not already doing enough of these things! In this one we discuss our favorite 80s TV cartoon Gem and the Holocaust Deniers. 

     
     

  10. stablercake:

    COME WATCH US BE STUPID YEEEEYYYYY

    all of my friends will now do lets plays forever