A long, disjointed discussion about America vs. Ireland, nihilism, anti-intellectualism, and Mariah Carey accompanies Sam and Lydia as they free the spirit of a troll from a big mechanical lizard and begin… THE CHAMPIONS’ BALLAD!!!
It was hard for me to choose a thumbnail for this video. I really liked the one where I paused while Link was mid-air and taking damage and dying as a fairly flew out of his pack. Another good one was when I was falling like 50 feet, upside-down, and on fire after getting blasted off the top of a tower by a Guardian. I went with a more dignified look.
Danielle bailed on us to go to work, so it’s me and Eric taking on the first of the Master Trials. We need the greatest sword ever to become the greatester sword ever and there’s only one way to do it: Throwing rocks at goblins and panicking.
It’s a Shrine Quest celebration! We ride the lightning, we go dark, we get lost! We avoid conflict, stumble into others, and we sing. Danielle does her famous Rene Zellweger impression! WHAT A CRAZY TIME!!
That’s some good toot! We wrap things up in the desert then head to an even hotter locale: A volcano!! WOW! Boomerang stunts, angry burps, and vague European accents aplenty as Sam and Dan continue to chill and talk into the wee hours.
Yowza, what a nasty story!! Let’s go take care of that big stupid mean camel. Then we talk about Scooby Doo, John Wick, Match Game. The usual stupid shit.
The Elf in Drag fled across the desert and the Twitchstreamer followed… We enhance our pants and hit the rookie road to see some magnificent giant beastly women who are having problems with some ninjas.
I found a way to cheat the Vah Ruta entrance fight hoooray! Let’s take care of this big mean elephant and then go buy a house to celebrate. We earned it.
Danielle and I go on a fashion tour of Hyrule to collect all the DLC armor while discussing our lives, Twinkle vs. Tickle vs. Tingle. vs. Twink, bears vs. otters vs. magpies, left vs. right, and other pressing issues.
Animal lovers may want to sit this one out because Epona gets fucking wrecked about 12 minutes in. Totally not my fault. Now that we’re done with the birds on Jay Bird Street, it’s time to see what’s happening where life is much better, down where it’s wetter. First: Let’s go shopping for a new outfit.