An Illustrated List of Everything I Find Funny

July 18th, 2008

Okay, you guys know that sometimes I get a little bit down on myself. I was feeling kind of bored at work. A certain ennui. I’d had enough of sitting around twiddling my thumbs and decided to cheer myself up by thinking of things that I think are funny. I wrote them down in a list and decided to share with you what I came up with. So here, an itemized, and illustrated list of things that are REALLY funny to me (WITH VIDEO). Following each example, I’ll describe WHY this is funny to me.
1. Dog wearing sunglasses.

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Dogs are not supposed to wear sunglasses. This image is especially funny because corgis are funny looking dogs. They are also the CUTEST dogs there are, aside from my dog Courage, who I have never put a pair of sunglasses on, but I should someday.

2. Dog wearing a hat

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Dogs are not supposed to wear hats. The funnier the hat, the better. Especially if it’s a party hat. Dogs wearing human hats are funny, too, but funnier hats make funnier dogs.

3. Dog smoking a cigarette

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Dogs are not supposed to smoke cigarettes. This is made funnier because dogs lack hands and lips, so it’s probably impossible for a dog to actually smoke a cigarette. One time, Roy and I were smoking in my front yard and my dog was out there, hanging out with us. Roy threw his cigarette down and Courage picked it up and ran away. It looked like he was smoking it, which made my dog the funniest dog alive.

3. Dogs making very human expressions, especially while frightened

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For some reason, seeing the whites of a dog’s eyes is really funny to me, especially when they look surprised. You can seriously hear that pug screaming “OH WHAT THE HELL!!” This picture is made funnier because it is a picture of a pug, and pugs are funny dogs.

4. Somebody getting hit in the face really hard

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Somebody getting hit in the face is ALWAYS funny. No matter what. These are two sports stars. I don’t know their real names so I’ll call them Tony Butts and Tony Buttholes. The second one is especially awesome because the picture was taken at the exact moment the shape of the ball changed and he’s getting WALLOPED. Plus, the baseball player looks REALLY girly as he’s getting busted in the face.

5. Little kids telling bad jokes

Click here to view a kid telling really bad knock knock jokes.

Kids telling lame jokes is WAY funnier than kids telling real jokes. Seriously, can you even ever imagine a punchline as funny as “BEAR STUCK IN THE HAAAAAAIR!!”

I was actually in a situation once where a little girl was telling me bad knock knock jokes. Here’s how they went:

“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Stove.”
“Stove who?”
“GLADJA DIDNT GET BUUUURNED HA HA HA HA”
“Oh my God that’s SO awesome!”

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Ceiling fan.”
“Ceiling fan who?”
“GLADJA DIDNT GET BUUUUURNED AGAIN HA HA HAAA!”
“You are the best joke teller EVER.”

She went through like everything in the room, and the punchline was always a variation of “GLADJA DIDNT GET BUUUUURNED” and it was cracking me up EVERY.

SINGLE.

TIME.

6. Dog wearing a hat while smoking a cigarette

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Dogs are not supposed to wear hats or smoke cigarettes. This is made slightly funnier by the fact that the dog has a beer, but the cigarette and the hat are the really funny parts. If the beer wasn’t there, it would be equally as funny.

7. Dog wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette
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Dogs are not supposed to wear sunglasses or smoke cigarettes. This dog is seriously cool. Check out his collar. I got this image from eBaumsworld.com.

(not really)

8. Dog wearing a hat and sunglasses

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Dogs are not supposed to wear hats and sunglasses. Plus, that dog has some pretty rockin’ shades. Check that out.

9. Dog wearing a hat, sunglasses, and smoking a cigarette

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Dogs are not supposed to wear hats, sunglasses, or smoke cigarettes. Check this dog out. He’s very refined in his tastes. It’s a classy hat, too!

I think that’s all I had on my list… There are plenty of other funny things in the world, but most of them involve dogs, hats, cigarettes, and sunglasses. And that’s a FACT.

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Alan Moore’s Watchmen: Blue Dongs and Sweat Hogs

July 3rd, 2008

I finally got around to reading the quintessential “comic books are art” argument graphic novel Watchmen. It took me about two weeks to read because I’d read a chapter of it while on the toilet every morning.

The story of Watchmen details the exploits of several costumed crusaders after the government passed a bill, effectively banning their illegal vigilante activities. Some heroes, however, were contracted by the government to remain in operation. The novel begins with the murder of one such hero, the Comedian. He’s beaten and then thrown out of the window of his high-rise apartment.
This sets the tone for the rest of the novel as the other retired heroes try to unravel the mystery behind the Comedian’s death. At the forefront of the investigation is mentally unstable superhero Rorschach, who continues his masked adventures despite the laws banning such acts. At first, other characters meet his investigation with reactions ranging from skepticism to outright anger. However, as the bodies of former costumed heroes begin piling up, one is sent into exile, Rorschach himself is imprisoned for a brutal murder (that he actually didn’t commit… this time), and a plot to destroy New York is uncovered, Rorschach’s seemingly insane ramblings start to make sense to other characters.

I’m not writing this to explain the nuances in the narrative. Sure, that’s what sets this apart from other superhero stories. I could go on about how only one of the characters actually has any supernatural powers. I could mention that the narrative focuses not on feats of derring-do, but more on the interactions between this rogue group of costumed heroes, and that each character is as developed as any actual person could possibly be. I could highlight the points of the plot which struck a chord with me, reflected on actual history with gruesome accuracy, or made me think more strongly about my convictions and ideals.

Instead I’m going to make jokes about how you could always see Dr. Manhattan’s penis and how Rorschach’s name sounds like a character from Welcome Back Kotter: Arnold Horshack.

Firstly, Dr. Manhattan is a rich guy with godlike powers. He can teleport to Mars, create a giant glass observatory from sand, change colors, and create water from thin air. He can change his size to that of a giant, he can be blown to smithereens and reconstruct himself, atom by atom, and he can split himself into two separate instances with two separate consciousnesses…

… Why the hell can’t he wear a pair of pants?

Through about ninety percent of the novel, Dr. Manhattan walks around with his little blue dong flopping around. Seriously. It’s everywhere. Nobody even seems to notice it. Can you imagine a seven-foot-tall, bald, BABY BLUE man walking up to you with his pork ranger slapping against alternating thighs with each step? Even stranger still: Imagine he starts talking about seeing the future or he grabs your arm and teleports you to Mars with him, or splits himself in two and tries to have double-team sex with you (all of which happen in Watchmen).

I think the mere spectacle of such a thing, clairvoyance, teleportation, and freaky sexual advances aside, would cause my mind to reject reality. If, afterwords, my mind were taxed, I would receive a rebate.
I’m sure that everybody he knows is totally used to seeing his wingwong, but I bet the first couple times, people were like “COME ON DR MANHATTAN PUT THAT THING AWAY!”

Imagine your best friend comes up to you, stark naked. Are you going to be able to keep yourself from asking them to put some clothes on? Even if you’re used to it, how do you keep from looking at his/her wang/boobs? It’s impossible. I’d feel obligated to take MY clothes off, too.

Then who knows what would happen!!

On the subject of Rorschach, I have considerably less to say. After I made the Rorschach/Horshack connection, I just imagined all of Rorschach’s dialogue preceded by “OOOH OOOH OOOH!” and remembered the joke in that one episode where they’re eating chicken at a restaurant and Arnold orders, and I quote, “TWO BREASTS!” followed by immature giggling. I bet Rorschach would do something like that.

Of all the characters in the book, I began assigning them different personalities from Welcome Back Kotter. I figured either Dr. Manhattan or Veidt would be Kotter, since they were the smartest two, but I didn’t get much farther than that. There was no black guy, so I couldn’t make anybody into Freddy “Boom Boom” Washington. There was no Jewish guy, so I couldn’t make Epstein.

I was disappointed in myself not to be able to completely ruin Watchmen any more than I did. I find it so easy to make fun of things, but sometimes when something is good enough, I just fall short.

I could really go for some cheap yuks here and there, but I’d just make myself look stupid.

I guess that’s the best review I could give it.

It’s too good for me to make fun of properly.

I should re-read Preacher and review that.

That’s the best graphic novel series of all time.

Seriously.

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My Job Rules

June 11th, 2008

Okay, I’ve been in Indianapolis for a few weeks now and I’m settling in really well. I really like my job. I’m doing a lot of writing and proofreading, which is what I went to school for, so that works out PERFECTLY.

My latest project is writing descriptions of all the dogs we sell. My boss told me to just make some generic ones and leave blanks for the individual dog names and we’d fill them in later.

I spent all day working on these and figured I’d share them with all of you, right here, so you can give me some feedback. Any criticism is welcome.

Just replace every ____ with a cute dog name. Like Pookie or Turtle Dove or Pickle.

Click below to see a GENIUS AT WORK

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My Brain!

May 30th, 2008

My brain has exploded, melted, twisted, turned upside-down, and inside-out in the last few weeks.

Here’s a quick rundown of all I’ve been through:

Alanna broke up with me.
I had a small breakdown.
I drove to Indianapolis twice in one week. The first time was for a job interview, the second was to find an apartment.
I moved to Indianapolis last Saturday.
I started my new job Monday.
I snuck onto my blog and updated it from my office today.

Seriously. There’s a lot more in the middle of all that, but it mostly has to do with moving.

Soon, constant reader, I’ll have the Internet in my apartment.

THEN NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

NOW DANCE PIKACHUS! DAAANCE!!

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Oh Man…

May 8th, 2008

We got DVR on Tuesday. Now I can watch only TV I want to watch.

GTA4 started being NOT FUN when I realized I was trying to hurry through it to get the LIBERTY CITY MINUTE achievement, so I’ve decided I’ll just get that achievement on a second playthrough.

I got BNL’s new album they made for kids. It’s good.

That’s all I’ve got to say for right now. I’ll probably make a post about LOST later tonight, and I might, before that, write that article I thought of earlier.

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UPDATE

May 8th, 2008

I have a job interview tomorrow for a job I heard was relatively easy and pays three dollars an hour more than my previous job.

I had an idea for an article I might write tomorrow.

I drew this today:

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That is all.

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Shoot ‘Em Up

May 6th, 2008

Okay, for years my favorite stupid action movie has been the Vin Diesel title xXx.

Few movies have been stupid enough to create such a lasting impression on me.

xXx was so stupid, I went out and bought a copy within days of renting it.

So this weekend I rented Shoot ‘Em Up and I just sat down to watch it.

I’m two minutes into Shoot ‘Em Up starring Clive Owen and Clive just karate-punched a carrot through the back of a man’s head and growled “Eatcher vegetables…”

I think xXx is no longer my favorite stupid action movie. And I am TWO MINUTES INTO THIS MOVIE.

I PAUSED IT TO WRITE THIS!!

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LOST: SPOILER ALERT

May 1st, 2008

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—SPOILER ALERT—

Christian Shepard is a ghost all over the place, Charlie is a ghost all over the place, everybody might be a ghost all over the place.

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GTA4

April 29th, 2008

My review so far:

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THIS GAME RULES

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MIDNITE SURPRISE

April 26th, 2008

So I’m taking a nap earlier, as I’m wont to do since I don’t have a job and taking naps replaces going to work for me, when my phone rings.

It was an automated robot voice from GameStop telling me that Grand Theft Auto 4 would be released at midnight on Monday and that I should come and join in the fun.

I rolled over and went back to sleep, but this phone call put an evil little thought in my head.

I actually dreamed about April 29th and the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 4 at this point. In my dream, I went to GameStop and a friendly cowboy gave me my copy.

Guys, I dreamed about GETTING a video game. That’s even lamer than dreaming about playing a video game.

When I woke up I started thinking about the midnight release message the robot gave me, and I started to wonder if going to the midnight release was a good idea.

I’ve only been to a few midnight releases in my time, all of which may or may not have had anything to do with a certain boy wizard who enchanted my heart.

I likely wouldn’t play GTA4 when I got home at midnight, so I may as well just wait until GameStop opens Tuesday morning.

I don’t know. It would feel weird going to a midnight release without a lightning bolt drawn on my head with sharpie marker.
I guess the whole point of this entry is to say this: Give me your XBox Live Gamertag so you can play GTA4 with me. I’ll be on it all day Tuesday and parts of Wednesday, MOST LIKELY.

COME ON!

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Well, We’re Done!

April 11th, 2008

We leave this TO YOU NOW

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Alanna and I finally solved this madman’s game.

Damn him!

There’s still one more mystery…

But we’re taking a break!

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All Cripped Up With No Place To Go…

April 10th, 2008

It’s about 0330 and Alanna and I are winding down for the evening. She’s in the bathroom washing her face and brushing her teeth and I’m filling a bucket of water up for the dogs to make sure they have enough water to get them through to the morning.

I go outside and I say something to Mom’s dog. Something like “Thought I forgot about you, huh?” when I realize that the wind has picked up.

So, I notice, has the ground.

It is picking right up toward my face.

My ankle explodes and bursts into flames and I hear a snap and I think distinctly remember the words “OH SHIT” going through my head about 50 times per second as my chest rams through the bucket of water, shattering it, and the dog food flies from my hand and I land in a mud puddle.

“SHIT!” I’m pretty sure I yelled this.

“ALANNAAAAA!”

No response.

“SHIIIIIIIT!”

No response to that either.

So I go about the efforts to stand up. My left ankle is throbbing and I’m pretty sure I yell “I THINK I BROKE MY DAMN FOOT!”

I revised this:

“I MEAN ANKLE.”

Putting any weight on my foot at this point was a no-go. Partially because it hurt so bad and partially because I was covered in mud, yelling, in excruciating pain, and crawling into the house would be more dramatic if I were discovered that way.

So I drug myself up the concrete stairs using my working leg and my arms. Once I got into the kitchen I screamed for Alanna again, but again she didn’t reply, so any theatrical aspect of the injury was over. I finally gritted my teeth and stood up, somehow managed not to scream, and hobbled over to the sink.

Using a dirty dish rag to wash yourself off is NEVER a good idea, but I wasn’t thinking clearly.
I chuckled to myself when I discovered a piece of dog food embedded in my flesh.

After I got somewhat clean, I got myself to the living room, sat down, and yelled “ALANNA!” one last time.

The water in the bathroom stops and she fires back, “WHAT!”

She’s annoyed.

GOOD.

“I think I broke my ankle… SERIOUSLY.”

I added that last part because, as I mentioned before, I’ve always been one for drama and theatrics. Normally, my saying that I’ve broken my ankle means that I may have stubbed my toe, briefly lost my footing, or thought it would be funny to claim I broke my ankle for no reason at all.

Alanna comes out of the bathroom and we compare my ankles. Here’s what we saw:

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So to make an already too-long story short, I went to the hospital, rolled around in a wheelchair for a while, got some x-rays, found out I sprained my ankle, got some narcotics, passed out in bed and woke up this morning feeling INSANE.

The good news is I’m trapped in the house with my mother and my girlfriend, both of whom constantly dote on me. More good news is I get to walk with a cane, which is one of my favorite things to do.

This rules.

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Nude Pamela Anderson Nude Nude Boy

February 25th, 2008

That’s what one of my spambots was telling me when I checked today.

Alanna and I thought of something earlier.

Remember Batman: The Animated Series?

What if he had PUPILS?

We were about to go to bed, but we got out of bed and went to the computer, and we each created our own representation of what we thought the show would be like if Batman was animated with pupils:

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Alanna’s is on the left, mine is on the right. I figured by signing them, you would be able to tell which was which, but YOU ARE ALL STUPID

That was a joke.

I love you all.

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Toasters Aside, Let’s Talk About LOST

February 9th, 2008

As you all well know, I’m a HUGE HUGE HUGE FAN of the ABC drama LOST. And like most LOST fans, I have a theory of my own about what’s going on there on the Island.
For those of you who are stupid, there are SPOILERS ABOUND in this blog post.

I can sum up how the series is going to end in one sentence. Stick with me here.

In the first episode of the season, Hurley runs into the cabin that Ben took John Locke to last season. The cabin where Jacob lives.

When Hurley looks through the window of the cabin, he sees Jack’s dad Christian Shepard sitting in Jacob’s chair.

Christian Shepard was in Jacob’s cabin.

CHRISTIAN Shepard was in JACOB’S cabin…

Break it down.

CHRISTIAN in JACOB’S cabin..

CHRISTIAN JACOB’S

Christian Jacobs.

What do you have to say about THAT, Commander!?

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I thought it was crazy, too! The lead singer of the Aquabats and creator of the television show YO GABBA GABBA! behind the whole LOST phenomenon? It couldn’t be!

But, faithful readers, I’ve spent the last two weeks analyzing past episodes, and this is what I’ve come up with in terms of FURTHER EVIDENCE!

First, remember that shark from the beginning of Season 2 that had a DHARMA logo on its belly?

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Pretty cool find all by itself, huh?

WELL LOOK CLOSER!!

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AHA! Totally unphotoshopped evidence!

Let’s jump forward in time a little bit. Remember in the episode “The 23rd Psalm” where Eko confronts the Smoke Monster and sees visions of his past in the smoke?

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It was a pretty jaw-dropping scene.

Or at least I thought it was.

Then I started noticing a strange pattern in the trees that you can see through the monster’s body. Almost like… a face…
LOOK CLOSER!!

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And finally, most recently, I found the biggest piece of evidence of all.

Seriously, guys. We’re taking a trip down SPOILER LANE here.

Freeze frame the promo for next week at exactly 4.815162342 seconds (you have to do this in high-def or it won’t work. Skips right over it), and then you find…

THIS!

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I rest my case. Sorry to ruin LOST for all of you.

Also, I spent my entire morning writing the post under this one, so seriously, read it. It’s not as stupid as this one.

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Overthinking Anthropomorphic Kitchen Appliances

February 9th, 2008

NetFlix is the best invention of our era.

I know it’s not free, but I get the notion in my mind that it is. I’ll be thinking about some movie I want to see or some movie I saw when I was a child and I want to see again and I’ll think “Might as well get it from NetFlix since it’s FREE.”

This is what prompted me to put The Brave Little Toaster in my queue.

It was weird watching it for the first time in what I estimated to be 15 years. You start picking up on various inconsistencies and themes that children just don’t pick up on or understand. The movie was very obviously tailored with children in mind.

One thing I picked up on right away was the loosey-goosey way they handled the appliances’ movement. Lamp, Radio, Blanket, and Toaster weren’t hindered by needing a power source, but Kirby the vacuum cleaner had to be plugged in to move around. I’d think that of all of them, Kirby would be the one who needed power the least, as he was the only one who was built with wheels. And furthermore, he was shown moving about the house before they established he needed a power source with no cord shown at all.

And that’s another point. I understand that it would be a pain in the ass for animators, but why establish that the appliances have cords when they’re not ALWAYS going to have cords? The first time we see Toaster, he uses his cord to get down from the counter where he’s sitting. For the rest of the film, Toaster’s cord only shows up when it’s needed for use as a tether or something. This wouldn’t be so glaringly obvious if Lamp didn’t have an obvious lack of limbs and relied on his cord to be his arms. It just calls attention to the fact that none of the others have cords in most scenes.

Speaking of inconsistencies, Blanket caused a lot of problems for me in my mind. At times, he’s sort of shaped like a ghost, with his “head” in the middle with everything hanging down around him. That is not how electric blankets are constructed. The controls that would form his head are at the edge of the blanket. Again, this wouldn’t be such a big deal if Blanket’s head didn’t keep changing position on his body! Sometimes he’s a ghost, sometimes he’s a blanket again. Couple this with the fact that the blanket kept changing in size. In some scenes he’s a king-size comforter. In others he’s no bigger than a hand towel or a dust rag.

So far I’ve just been bitching about literal, concrete things, but The Brave Little Toaster is actually a pretty cool piece of literature, all things considered. A lot of the movie is pretty kid-friendly, aside from a few strange themes that kept cropping up that may be too disturbing or too complex for children to understand.

I’m sure these are better expressed in the novel that the film was based on, but sadly I’ve never read it, so I’ll just be using the film as a reference point.
One big thing in the film was the examination of purpose in life. One of the first things the appliances deal with in the film is what they’re carrying on for. The Master, their owner, allegedly moved away as a small child. I’m just estimating, but judging from the appliances’ recollections of his being in school and just the general character design, the Master was somewhere between the ages of 7-10 when he and his family moved away. Old enough to go to school and prepare toast for himself, but still young enough to make faces at himself in the reflection of the toaster. This means that nobody had set foot in the cabin where the appliances are living in the beginning of the film for going on eight years, as the Master is just preparing to go to college when we see him again toward the end.

The first scene in the movie is Radio waking everybody up, his alarm still set for six in the morning. Kirby is still fanatic about keeping the place tidy, as shown by his quick and almost brutal assault on a piece of dust that lands on the floor in the film’s opening moments. In their own way, each of the appliances is searching for his purpose without the presence of human beings. The Blanket seems worst off, his mental stability deteriorating to a point where he actually hallucinates the Master’s return. A character whose sole purpose was warmth and comfort has been left with a group of friends who, although very accepting and supportive, don’t necessarily need a blanket’s warmth.

In addition to Blanket, the appliances all seem to be in some way affected mentally. Radio suffers from delusions of grandeur, constantly blathering about his days as an adventurer and war hero, each word of it a fabrication. Lamp seems a bit dull in thought, as ironic as that is. Kirby, so stubborn and steadfast in his ways, asserts that hard work is the only way to get ahead in life, despite the fact that for eight years he’s been working with no real purpose or goal.

All that time cooped up together with no purpose has, in some ways, forced the appliances to suffer from mild, quite literal, cabin fever. Throughout the film, they’re constantly bickering or putting one another down when things get rough, and in some cases for no reason at all. In a scene where the appliances are stranded in the woods, each of the other appliances in turn shun Blanket as he seeks comfort through the night. It isn’t until he turns to Toaster that his desire for affection is met.

Lamp later addresses this to Toaster and they discuss, quite tellingly, how affection for each other mimics their affection for the Master. This raises the question: Do the appliances really need human interaction? When they set their differences aside and they stop worrying about their involvement with humans, they seem quite comfortable and quite happy.

This suggests that perhaps the purpose of life isn’t something that needs sought out.

The purpose of life may be so close to you, you can’t even see it.

Another concept that kept showing up, serving as a contrast to the purpose of life theme, was the idea of pain, death, and mortality.

Death was hidden behind a thin veil in the film. Becoming broken or thrown away was a metaphor for the appliances’ lives. One of the first scenes in the film is the air conditioner dying of what could possibly be equated to a stress-induced heart attack. In the aftermath, the appliances’ shock and grief is palpable.

The climax of the film involves Toaster, flinging himself into the gears of a trash masher in a junkyard, gumming up the works instants before the Master is crushed to death, hence the film’s title. Each of the appliances, though, has one point in which they are particularly heroic and risk everything for the aid of one of their friends.
At one point, Blanket is swept away by the wind in a storm. Lamp, desperate for more power to make himself brighter, is willingly struck by lightning. Of course, this fails, but it ends up helping in the long run, as the lightning recharges the group’s battery.

At one point, the appliances, sans Kirby, fall down a waterfall. Kirby then leaps off the cliff with the intent of saving his friends, with no regard for his own well being. As a result, he’s left without the battery and effectively cripples himself for a good portion of the film.

Perhaps the bravest moment of all was displayed by Blanket. In one scene, the appliances are lost in a swamp. Kirby, the heaviest, slips down the side of an embankment and lands in a pit of quicksand. The others, considerably smaller and lighter, do their best to pull him out of the mire, but slowly succumb to the force of the quicksand. One by one they’re pulled under. Just before he’s submerged, Blanket assures Toaster that he’s not scared, his voice trembling with fear and resolve.

In the face of death, a character ruled by his own fears and insecurities tells an outright lie to a friend, just to preserve that friend’s peace of mind. Blanket’s penultimate words display a less physical sense of heroism than that of his friends, but heroic nonetheless. He feigns resignation to his fate in order to make his friends’ last moments more peaceful. At that moment, when all seemed lost, that was all he could do, and somehow it was enough.

There’s a lot more to discuss, but this has already run on too long. Thinking about it, The Brave Little Toaster is a pretty important piece of literature in film. Under the guise of a children’s movie, the writers and director explore some of the deepest quandaries that people encounter in their lives. A lot can be learned from really paying attention to the subtle nuances that come together to make this film.

I’m just kidding.

It’s just a movie about a fucking toaster that can talk.
Jesus.

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