Dirtbag Twist on an old classic
Dirtbag Twist on an old classic
Some of my old friends I haven’t talked to in years have been liking my posts on here so here’s an update about what I’ve been doing since I left Tumblr:
- Had about 3-4 serious mental breakdowns, finally started meds and therapy and am doing better. Stopped smoking cigarettes nearly 8 years ago, stopped drinking 2 years ago. Before you congratulate me, I also started smoking a lot of weed after I quit drinking, but I’m not nearly as much of a mess as I was. That’s progress!
- Stopped saying insane shit like “I’m straight but also half the people I’ve dated have been male,” and “I don’t like men THAT WAY but I just kinda like dick??” and just bit the bullet and came out as bisexual after realizing that’s an option.
- Got a cool dog named Needles the Dog. He’s a Labradoodle and looks kinda like if somebody bleached Grover. He’s my best friend and we’re thick as thieves and we share almost everything. He’s the funniest person I’ve ever met.
- Stopped doing Let’s Plays and started with Gamer Streams, Thought it’d be funny to ironically become a VTuber to make fun of it and then accidentally EARNESTLY became a VTuber because making my own cartoon show ended up being fun. http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/ is the web site where I do that.
- I got blocked by Jon Taffer from Paramount’s reality TV show Bar Rescue because I kept @’ing him on Twitter saying that he looked like a Goombah from the Mario movie and looked like he smelled like Bengay, cigar smoke, and wet chafed skin or what’d happen if you smoked a menthol cigarette wrapped in a Kraft Single.
- Moved back in with my mom because of my mental health problems and her struggles with arthritis. I am currently unemployed but I’m making a little money here and there as a streamer and artist which means that I’m self-employed but my job is just fucking around making cartoons.
- Rejected the Holy Spirit and entered in a covenant with Satan: Prince of Hell and Author of All Lies Forever May He Reign in Blood and Terror.
That’s about it! You got any questions or just wanna say hey, you know where to find me.